Sunday Scribble 8/30/15
Tag: religion
Kids, Ask Me About God – By Reverend Tornquist
[Note from the staff at HumorOutcasts: This week, we are privileged to feature a LIVE CHAT with noted Christian evangelist Reverend Norman Tornquist, host of the popular webcast, Kids, Ask Me About God. Tornquist is […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my husband for his lack of respect. When asked by our Pastor why he hasn’t attended church service in over a year his reply was, “I’ve been attending a new church, […]
When is Jesus’ Second Coming?
Ever since the first century, many Christians have lived in fear, prepared themselves for Jesus Christ’s horrifying, imminent return. In the history of our world, there are at least 50 documented cases from religious leaders that predicted […]
The Ten Commandments of OCD
I’m not a religious person. But I do religiously check the stove to make sure it’s turned off. The door knob has to be wiggled and pulled a few times while my exasperated family sits […]
A Catholic Kid’s Semi-Rotten Childhood: Catholics vs. Everybody Else
In the 50s and 60s, we Catholics divided the human race into two groups: Catholics and non-Catholics. Non-Catholics included Christians of other denominations, which we lumped together under “Protestants.”* We didn’t know the difference between […]
Sister Adolfa’s Revenge
A 1950s-60s Catholic school upbringing is like Superglue. It really sticks. (Sister Adolfa, wherever you are, please notice my clever use of simile. … Yes, Str, I know the difference between a simile and a […]
Older Brothers Behaving Badly
I was asked recently, “What story had the biggest impact on me when I was a child.” My response was: My older brothers made me read a story when I was in second or third grade, […]