A F’Rigging Ponderable

As an existentialist, I ponder, if a certain-candidate-who-shall-remain-nameless wins the election, is the election still rigged? And do we contest it because it’s rigged? And, does this mean the other candidate’s classified emails were just […]

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Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics: Lever No. 9

After his completely unexpected popularity American voters are seriously curious as to whom Presidential Candidate, Da’Chump will choose as his Vice President.  After careful contemplation and consideration his choice became obvious.         […]

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Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics: Lever No. 8

If Hillary Clinton gets the Democratic Presidential nomination she should choose Mark Zuckerburg as her running mate.  She’d have unlimited social media and campaign exposure.  She wouldn’t need to rely on Wall Street funding  and […]

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The High Wire Act of Life

When I’m not Netflixing and chilling with my bae, I’m staying on fleek while getting turnt at my favorite drinking establishment with my mains, because, after all, YOLO. Am I right? And it’s pretty remarkable […]

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