Unicorn Bites 12/21/13

Thanks, lady at daycare who gave my 3-year-old a microphone for Christmas. Your anthrax is in the mail. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 21, 2013   Me: Santa is pretend, just like zombies […]

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My Impossible Christmas List

Each year, I make out my Christmas list and I say, “Don’t spend a lot on me. Just get me something special.”  Well, in case anyone wondered what would be special to me, here is […]

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Unicorn Bites 12/9/13

My 1-year-old is learning to give a high-five, but she’s unclear on where her hand should land. She basically just slaps people in the face. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 9, 2013 I […]

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Josh The Inquisitive.

Some kids don’t have an inquisitive mind. Josh is not one of those kids. In a world where communication is very much based on the ever-changing pulse of technology, Josh prefers to write letters, make […]

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