Santa Leaks
I was browsing Nordstrom’s online site for dresses and shoes. I signed off and then immediately signed onto my website Humoroutcasts.com and Facebook. There on both pages were Nordstrom ads that contained the merchandise I […]
Tag: Santa
Funerals to Die For
I just saw part of a show called “Best Funerals Ever”. In this episode, the family of the deceased hired a funeral planner to put together a Christmas-themed event complete with elves, a Gingerbread man, […]
Denise prays to God
Denise is a good kid. Like a lot of kids she’s going through that phase where she believes in Unicorns, Santa and God. Each night she goes to sleep, not hating the world and long […]
Local Boy Notices Lack of Christmas Visits For Non-Christians and Poor, Determines Santa Is Republican
After consulting with several other boys his age, local boy Christopher Jones has determined that although Santa brought him a nice haul of presents this Christmas, the big fat jolly man seems to be kind […]
Holiday Decorations: Photo #2
One day I will do a thorough psychological analysis of holiday decorations– from who thinks them up to who buys them. Until then, I’ll just post the “REALLY?” snapshots I’ve been collecting this season. There […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrific cultural blunder. I joyfully wished my British relatives a Happy Gobble-Gobble Day. After their fit of hysterical laugher they explained that I had just wished them to […]
Dearest Santa:
Dearest Santa: It has come to my attention that, because of the nature of some of the activities I have allegedly been involved in this past year, there is a real possibility that I am […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord and/or Santa please reconsider adding me and my buddies back to your nice list. The Vegas incident involving the vacuum cleaners, Elvis impersonator and Tequila will NEVER happen again, well at least never […]
Ask Dr. Snee: Healthy holidays, everyone!
According to these letters I’ve been receiving, it’s the holiday season. Of course, that’s because I legally changed my name to Santa Claus back in the ’04 on a bet, so there’s Christmas letters mixed […]