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Unicorn Bites #587
Midwest weather update: My snowman just froze to death. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 8, 2015 Me: Why don’t you listen to me? 4-year-old: You don’t have enough dragons. Me: Dragons aren’t real. 4: Not […]
Unicorn Bites 7/27/14
4-year-old: There’s a green monster behind you! Me: I don’t see it 4: He’s invisible Me: How do you know he’s green? 4: I’m a scientist. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 27, 2014 4-year-old: Can […]
Unicorn Bites 4/4/14
Door-to-door Christian guy: Have you been saved by Jesus? Me: Can he save me from this conversation? Him: *leaves* Me: Praise the Lord! — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 4, 2014 Miley Cyrus is an inspiration […]
Unicorn Bites 11/26/13
Boss: What’d you accomplish today? Me: I made the office prettier by showing up B: M: B: M: I didn’t poop my pants B: That’s progress — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 26, 2013 […]