I’ve Changed.
I’m a sorry excuse of an individual. Back in the day, my dog and I used to bark at those hipsters with their complete lack of understanding of irony. Slim Shady would bark “get out […]
I’m a sorry excuse of an individual. Back in the day, my dog and I used to bark at those hipsters with their complete lack of understanding of irony. Slim Shady would bark “get out […]
1. Don’t put your cat in charge of your inkjet toners. Cats are relatively color-blind and they can’t read numbers. If you ask her for a black toner, she’ll probably toss you a tri-color one. […]
This week ABC unveiled the cast for this season’s Dancing With The Stars. There’s the guy from that movie. And the girl from that thing. There’s the um…um…she sings or something and her sister was […]
“Mom, do you think the $18,000 price for the car is with or without the bud?” “Bud? Who’s Bud?” “Not WHO, Mom, WHAT. Bud…weed, grass, mary jane—“ “I get it! I’m just trying to figure […]
The Evangelicals are so busy lately. First, they got Lowe’s to drop advertising on the show, All-American Muslim, because let’s face it; every Muslim according to them is a terrorist waiting to happen. Then they […]
There’s a new commercial promoting Shaquille O’Neal’s addition as a commentator on the NBA on TNT. He throws a free throw, and of course, misses. The ball bounces off the rim, hits a crew member on […]
Writers are the observers of the world. We write about situations and events from our person perspectives. As humorist we abstract situations, embellishing them and hopefully make people laugh. Here’s an example: While shopping with […]
An old western writer friend of mine once told me that authentic cowboy poetry consisted of two things: Number one to keep a western cadence and number two, most importantly – to drop your G’s. […]