Brainless Storming
Trump’s latest epiphany came this week during a brainstorming session on AF1: Trump: I’ve thought about this bigly Melania and I’m no longer calling terrorist MONSTERS. It isn’t accurate. These are bad hombres, no monsters, […]
Trump’s latest epiphany came this week during a brainstorming session on AF1: Trump: I’ve thought about this bigly Melania and I’m no longer calling terrorist MONSTERS. It isn’t accurate. These are bad hombres, no monsters, […]
For the longest time, I didn’t know what SMH stood for. Then I learned it’s the acronym for “shaking my head” — something I’ve been doing so much lately I risk getting whiplash. Because…stupidity. I’ll […]
Dear Lord, please excuse my lengthy string of profanity. I’ll never ask my redneck boyfriend to multi-task again! When I reminded him to stop by the %$#@&%# store and pick up some &^%#$@*^% milk and […]
America is the greatest melting pot on earth, welcoming people of all backgrounds and beliefs. It does not matter if you’re black or white, Christian or Jew, tall or short, young or old, wealthy or […]
I was sitting in the hospital lounge waiting for my neighbor’s colonoscopy to be done. For the record, she asked me to go; I don’t crash colonoscopies. Anyway, I was forced to watch The View as that […]
Lindsay Lohan accused a NYC man she met in a nightclub of assault. Police said the accusation could not be substantiated. Danny Bonaduce accused a crazed fan of biting him at an event in Tacoma, […]
A bride-to-be from Lehigh County, Pennsylvania murdered her fiancé hours before their wedding. This is a terrible story, I know. But I must ask: Did she not watch enough Lifetime Television to learn this simple […]
Everyone has life accomplishments they’re proud of. Some are amazing like playing a perfect round of golf never having played the game, parking a 18-wheeler in a spot designated for compact vehicles, trying on your summer […]
When you have no talent, sense, intelligence or understanding of how magnets work, it seems reasonable to turn to mocking. When you realise that the one thing you have in life is the ability to […]