Please hold your applauds, I’m merely an average genius, nothing more, nothing less.

Einstein proved that the rate of Bon Jovi hatred inside the average genius is expanding at the rate of Bon Jovi hatred inside my head, ipso facto – I’m an average genius. I know I challenge […]

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Excuse me young lady, don’t take that tone with me.

Legend can’t be believed but the word on the street is gospel. According to the word on the street, even the very brilliant can get lost in the sea of mediocrity and for this reason, […]

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The signs aren’t there for all to see.

Although we’re not trained in common sense, we do have a degree in ridiculousness and this sometimes comes in handy. Like Math or how magnets work, this might be hard to explain but we’ll give […]

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We’re all about keeping it real.

I know we go on about our imaginary son quite a lot but it’s only because he constantly astounds us and we know you need to now about it. Although he’s only five years old, […]

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Sometimes I think my thoughts are not joined up.

On Tuesday evenings, I wear a stupid hat. It’s the type of hat that a medical student cat, working on a hyperventilating rat, would not be caught dead in. There’s a reason why I wear […]

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The Big Picture

I’ve offended religions, races, sexes, minorities, majorities and several people who Janis Joplin sang about in her songs with music and lyrics and melody and rhythm. This creates its own set of problems. What if […]

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To have or not to have, that is the question.

Just as there are defining moments in the life of those who matter, there are defining moments in the life of a Mocker too. To those who matter, finding a soul mate, buying a house […]

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