An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Jill Y made me jump through hoops and I’m not talking metaphorically. She actually got hoops and made me jump through them to prove I love her. I love her now and I’ve always loved […]
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Real Proud
And so we celebrate another day where Bill Y regales another tale of his imaginary son who will not grow up to be a failure. I say this with the type of optimism not seen […]
Two out of three ain’t bad.
As parents of imaginary children, we dread the day that our son or daughter comes home and tells us that they believe in something. If we’re lucky, their new-found faith involves throwing stuff at circus […]
Learn how to count to seven, using my non-patented dog method
Back in the day, before I was a complete and utter, total loser, I was just a waste of space so yes, dreams do come through. I wouldn’t be one of those dependable people who […]
One of those rare moments where things actually make sense.
It was one o’clock in the morning and Bill Y was thinking. Not a lot goes into this process and not a lot comes out of it. If I was to count the number of […]
I don’t find answers, I sculpt monuments of solutions.
And so, the inevitable, inevitably happens. The unflappable belief I have in my own brilliance, knows no bounds or so I thought. I know this sounds stupid but what if I’m not perfect? I did […]
You don’t have to call me God but that’s the name on my business card.
The balloon guy couldn’t help notice that it was starting to become a common occurrence. He would do his gig, making animal shapes out of balloons, collect his fee and then he was robbed. When […]
Trysting By The Pool
Thirsty Dave wondered. He didn’t know who to complain to, so he wondered some more. He went up to the lifeguard and started giving him verbal. Ever since Ringworm Rhonda gave birth to their daughter, […]