Portrait of the Artist as a Chancer

Nobody understands Thirsty Dave. Sure, people pretend to understand him and some even convince themselves that they understand him. We call these people “Healthcare Professionals”. Nobody understands art. Sure, people pretend to understand it and […]

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Hair of the Cat

Individual style is very much an individual thing. Some people seem to have a certain charisma about them and carry off style in an effortless fashion, some follow the herd and buy iPhones while some […]

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For the first time this decade, Bill Y is lost for words.

Contrary to popular belief, sometimes I’m lost for words. I’m not going to lie and say it happens every decade but it does happen and when it does, it happens large. Every Thursday evening for […]

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If you want to find the woman of your dreams, look after your friends.

If I could only get the time machine to work, we wouldn’t have to have worry about those god awful Star Wars prequels. When I first asked Jill Y out on a date, she didn’t […]

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The strange case of the three missing cats that Scurvy Jane will probably never see again.

Three of Scurvy Jane’s 72 cats went missing last night and for a time, they where nowhere to be seen. I had a theory that they went to Tunisia where they have Tuna and I […]

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This is the truth.

As I always say to everyone whose name contains letters or numbers, don’t believe everything you read. In 1991, Thirsty Dave swallowed a fly who had a serious issue with a series of issues. The […]

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Excuse me while I think of an excuse

I’ll talk to anyone, even when they don’t want to talk to me which is always. The upside to this is that you meet some really interesting people. The downside to the upside is that […]

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Johnny “The Sandwich Creator” Evans and the Mexican Restaurant Wall.

There are never enough stories about Thirsty Dave so this story will be about Scurvy Jane. Scurvy Jane is unique in that she is related to her brothers as well as her sisters. She wasn’t […]

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This ?

I think I need to apologise in advance for this one and I’m the not the apologetic type, preferring not to apologise where possible. You need to understand that I’m not someone who doesn’t get […]

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Don’t ever degrade my girlfriend like that again.

I know an English teacher who reads what I write. She tells me that she doesn’t like the way I refer to myself in the third person. I told her that Bill Y doesn’t like […]

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