Unicorn Bites 2/9/14
It’s cute how Canada gets to send athletes to the Olympics just like a real country. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 9, 2014 The Winter Olympics: The 2 weeks when for some reason I suddenly […]
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Unicorn Bites 11/24/13
Wife: "It’s colder than a witch’s tits." Me: "I wouldn’t know. You never let me touch them." And that’s when she ripped off my balls. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 24, 2013 My […]