Fraud! Moby Dick Was Not a Whale

Moby Dick was to be portrayed by a whale in the movie with the same name. There are, of course, sperm whales that can be hired for the role. However, sperm whales know they have […]

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You Keep Using the Word

Haiku to Heteroskedasticity Some words are quite longHeteroskedasticityIs one of those those.* * = “Those those” because the last line needs five syllables. Haikus aren’t easy to write either. Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, […]

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An Author Hard At Work

Posted on August 11, 2022 by pauldelancey Edit     Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback or Kindle on amazon.com  

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Chocolate Frosting and Why Should Share IT

American Dessert CHOCOLATE FROSTING INGREDIENTS 1¾ cups heavy whipping cream1¾ cups (10 ounces) semi-sweet chocolate chips3¼ cups confectioners’ sugar Makes 4½ cups. Takes 1 hour 15 minutes. FROSTING NEEDED Dessert Type Needs Cups of Frosting—————– […]

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French Physicist Apologizes For ‘Planet Photo’ Which Was Actually A Slice Of Chorizo

I try hard to make up funny things for your enjoyment. Occasionally life whoops my funny bone. This blog shows one of those instances. Congratulations to9gag.com for finding this.   See the entire article by clicking […]

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Red Velvet Cookies and the Soviet Flag

American Dessert RED VELVET COOKIES INGREDIENTS 1¼ teaspoons baking soda¼ cup unsweetened cocoa powder2⅔ cups flour½ teaspoon salt1 cup butter, softened1½ cups sugar2 eggs, room temperature¾ teaspoon lemon juice3½ teaspoons red food coloring1¾ teaspoons vanilla […]

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One Does Not Simply

    Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback or Kindle on amazon.com  

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Mastava Soup and the Tomatoes’ Space Program

Uzbek Soup MASTAVA INGREDIENTS 1 pound lamb or beef2 potatoes2 carrots½ green bell pepper3 tomatoes2 onions¼ cup olive oil or meat fat7 cups water1¼ cup short-grain rice1 teaspoon coriander1 teaspoon cumin¼ teaspoon pepper1 teaspoon salt2 […]

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