Posts Tagged ‘ traffic ’

Can You Rise to the Top of the Balloon World?

November 1, 2017
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We were driving along the highway when we were forced to stop for construction. Imagine that—construction in Pennsylvania—who would have seen that coming?  As we came to a full stop, I noticed this truck in…

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My open letter to the guy crossing the street against traffic without looking up

February 28, 2017
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Dear person who never looks up while crossing the street, no matter how much traffic there is, Hey, how’s it going? I hope I didn’t interrupt you from anything important. Please, by all means, go…

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There’s No Cure for Chicago Driving

October 15, 2016
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SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK I thought I’d seen bad traffic. I thought I’d seen crazy drivers. Then I went to Chicago. I’m a small town boy. When I was younger, my idea of heavy traffic…

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South Sudanese Stew, Earthquakes, and Peanuts

December 6, 2015
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LutheranCookbook

South Sudanese Entree BEEF, SPINACH, AND PEANUT STEW INGREDIENTS 1¼ pounds chuck steak or round steak 3 garlic cloves 2 medium onions 2½ tomatoes 2 bunches spinach (1 pound) ½ sweet potato 4 tablespoons unsalted,…

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Driving in L.A.

December 9, 2013
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Driving in L.A.

Driving in L.A. is different than in other places. Yes, there’s the traffic and freeways but there’s also the vanity plates. They let drivers announce to their fellow commuters what they do in the entertainment industry. In L.A., there is…

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Oh, Those Vicious Signs

October 11, 2012
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Oh, Those Vicious Signs

A man in Roswell, New Mexico (the alien capital of the world), was arrested after he apparently got into an altercation with a STOP sign–yep, the octagonal red and white sign that sits at intersections…

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The Jesus Traffic Paradox

October 11, 2012
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It is often asked, “What would Jesus Do?” So when you are faced with someone attempting to cut across several lanes of traffic, you might think, “Hey, Jesus would let this poor bastard come across…

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