Why I no longer fear the Walking Dead
Tag: TV
Rice Pilaf and the Jell-O Mold Militants
Turkmen Entree PALAW (pilaf ) INGREDIENTS 2 pounds steak (rib eye, round, or chuck) 3 medium yellow onions 6 large carrots ¾ cup vegetable oil 4 cups basmati rice 6½ cups water 2 tablespoons salt […]
Miracle Feed Fattens Animals in Record Time
Stung by shocking expose films made by animal rights groups and rising concern over the excessive use of growth hormones in animal feed, the meat industry has announced a revolutionary new method for fattening animals. […]
He was Spock
I don’t idolize people in the entertainment industry. It’s so hard to make it to the top that most talented celebrities tend to be out of touch with the rest of the world, and for […]
New Reality Show Puts It All Out There
The WE network is premiering its newest extreme reality show, The Sex Box. In this show, couples in strained relationships discuss their problems with an expert panel that includes a sex therapist, psychotherapist, pastor and […]
People Magazine Awards Show Spawn Other Magazine Award Shows?
People Magazine will now be hosting its own award show on TV. The magazine will be handing out trophies to celebrities (you know…because they don’t get enough adulation…ever) in various categories including: Biggest Phenomenon of […]
It’s True, I’m the Female Larry David
I’m not gonna lie to you. I’m the female Larry David. My husband will back me up on that. Let’s just call him Cheryl. I was in the HBO store the other morning and I decided […]
The New Nude Boob Tube
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK There’s some irony in the fact that I’m not as thrilled about naked people on TV now as I was decades ago, when it was almost impossible to find any. […]
Unicorn Bites 9/20/14
I don’t care what the vet says. If your dog weighs less than 10 pounds, it’s a cat. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 20, 2014 4-year-old daughter: Why don’t you make milk for the baby? […]
Get That Bear An Agent
Okay, by now you have probably gathered that I am highly impressionable and easily swayed by what I see on TV, which is dangerous since I work as a sound mixer on commercials. I recently […]