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Passing the Torch or just Blowing It Out?

February 23, 2017
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Being the intrepid reporter I am, I managed to snag an exclusive interview with someone very high up in the immigration department of the American government. This interview reflects the views of many trusted government…

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Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms?

August 19, 2016
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      – Paul R. De Lancey Future president of the United States of America. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available…

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Sound Familiar?

July 19, 2016
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When questioned about the swirling accusations of plagiarism, Melania Trump replied, “I would never plagiarize someone else’s speech. I’m so very proud of my original opening statements, “Only in America can a young black man;…

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Paul De Lancey Dares Donald Trump to Debate

July 3, 2016
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Mr. Donald Trump, I am challenging you to a debate. Your path to the White House is through me and the Bacon & Chocolate Party. Since this vibrant expression of democracy is my idea, the…

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Democracy in the Balance! You Need to Vote in Bacon & Chocolate Party’s Primary

May 28, 2016
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    Yes dear voter, the future is now. Support our republic. Support democracy with your vote. Vote in Bacon & Chocolate Party’s online primary. It’s open to everyone regardless of residence or citizenship. We…

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The First Pope in the NBA?

May 9, 2016
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We live in exciting times as the following headline in the San Diego Union-Tribune shows. The photograph shows Pope Francis in his early days. I wish him well in his tryout.   – Paul R.…

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Bun Cha, Man Buns, and the Cuban Missile Crisis

March 12, 2016
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Vietnamese Entree BUN CHA INGREDIENTS 2 shallots 5 tablespoons fish sauce or oyster sauce or soy sauce (3 more tablespoons later) ¾ teaspoon pepper 2 tablespoons sugar (2 more tablespoons later) 1 pound thinly sliced…

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Peanut Butter and the Declaration of Independence

July 20, 2015
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Peanut Butter and the Declaration of Independence

American Appetizer PEANUT BUTTER INGREDIENTS 4 cups roasted peanuts (1 cup then 3 cups)* 2 tablespoons peanut oil (½ tablespoon at a time) ½ tablespoon honey ¾ teaspoon salt ⅛ teaspoon sugar * = 4…

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Rick Perry Unable To Keep Presidential Aspirations Closeted

June 5, 2015
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Rick Perry Unable To Keep Presidential Aspirations Closeted

Today Rick Perry came out as a candidate for President of the United States. He said he made the decision after years on his knees asking for more and more since his flame out in…

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Beef Vegetable Soup, Genghis Khan, and Beet Ball

May 20, 2015
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Beef Vegetable Soup, Genghis Khan, and Beet Ball

Uzbek Soup KOURMA SHURPA (beef vegetable soup) INGREDIENTS 1¼ pounds tri-tip or chuck 3 russet potatoes 2 medium carrots 1 green bell pepper 2 garlic cloves 2 medium onions 2 tomatoes ¼ cup vegetable oil…

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