You Need a Badass Chick
You gave it your best, but your best wasn’t quite good enough to back the forces of evil that beset your person. Sure, you almost won out, but that wasn’t quite good enough. You lost […]
Tag: universe
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Phrase: Final Exit
We put a man on the moon. We look at itty-bittiest things in the universe, a muon or some such thing; it’s much smaller than an atom which we can’t see either. We can use […]
Misheard Lyrics of Moody Blues – Side A
The superb Moody Blues had a hit with the great song “Nights in White Satin.” Now, with most of my misheard lyrics, I eventually found out the correct words. However, I hereby swear to you […]
Meatball Soup and Missing Planets
Colombian Soup MEATBALL SOUP(Sopa de Albóndigas) INGREDIENTS 2 garlic cloves1 green onion¼ cup minced yellow onion2 tablespoons vegetable oil¾ pound ground beef⅓ pound ground pork½ cup bread crumbs2 eggs½ teaspoon cumin2 tablespoons vegetable oil¼ teaspoon […]
Slow Cooker Tacos Barbacoa and the Entire Universe Explained
Mexican Entree SLOW COOKER TACOS BARBACOA INGREDIENTS – MARINADE 2 ancho chiles, dried or fresh 1 chipotle chile from can. (Keep 2 tablespoons of the can’s liquid) ¼ teaspoon cinnamon ½ teaspoon coriander 2 teaspoons […]
Coming unzipped.
Last week, my husband Michael and I were putting fresh sheets on the bed. He held up his pillowcase liner in one hand, a broken zipper head in the other hand, caught my eye, and […]
Texas Chili and the Universe
American Entree TEXAS CHILI INGREDIENTS 3 pounds beef chuck or sirloin 2 tablespoons lard or vegetable oil 3 garlic cloves 1 medium onion 1 jalapeno pepper 2 tomatoes 1 7-ounce can green chile peppers ½ […]
Universe turns bad into worse?
This is not a financial column. It’s a column about the universe. So when I tell you I work hard, plan and save, it’s not to preach the importance of creating financial stability; rather, it’s […]
Excerpt – How to Write and Share Humor: Techniques to Tickle Funny Bones and Win Fans
It has been pointed out to me that I have not excerpted my book How to Write and Share Humor: Techniques to Tickle Funny Bones and Win Fans. So, here is a short excerpt. Thanks […]