I recently ran into an old school friend and when I asked about her life, she told me a long, drawn-out story which basically ended with her telling me she was trying to “find herself.” …
I was refused service and sent home because I’m already drunk. I guess I’m too real for this Build-A-Bear Workshop. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June…
I was thinking of going on that show Wife Swap. One question: Can you just swap your wife and politely decline the other guy’s? …

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