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There are rules to obey on a trip to Disneyland

July 28, 2017
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There are rules to obey on a trip to Disneyland

We said we’d wait at least another decade before going back to Disneyland after the last exhausting visit, but there we were, only two years later, going back. Such a reversal in not without precedent.…

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My Sinkin’ Lincoln

March 7, 2017
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When it comes to car ownership, I’m a Hyundai kind of guy. I’ve always purchased safe, practical, mid-priced, somewhat boring cars. I’d never driven anything remotely top-end in my life. But on a recent Florida…

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Shadow City ‘Rot Spots’ — trade in the soapy bath water for city dirt

September 9, 2016
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Shadow City ‘Rot Spots’ — trade in the soapy bath water for city dirt

By ‘Hard Luck’ Lou Zerr Staff Schlub Writer Shadow City is where evil lurks, and you’re invited to join in the lurking. So get out of the clean country, the happy suburbs and the ritzy…

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Bigfoot National Park ‘Rot Spots’ — best things to do before entering sasquatch country

September 2, 2016
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By Sam Squatch Staff ‘foot Writer There are plenty of things you must do in Bigfoot National Park before you go hunting for Bigfoot, and there are no mummies or magicians allowed. Let’s get this…

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Mad Science District ‘Rot Spots’ — where evil feels best

August 19, 2016
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By The Mad Scientist Columnist I know evil. And the Mad Science District is the place to be if you want to try to take over the world. There are some definite spots to check…

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The Transyl-vein-ia traveler weary of same old charming trips

August 16, 2016
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By Togo Ornottogo Staff Trav-Hell Writer For those tired of magical sunsets on idyllic tropical beaches, clean, fresh-air hikes through majestic mountains and the vibrant nightlife of cool, cosmopolitan cities, it’s time to explore Transyl-vein-ia,…

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An American Tourist’s Guide to Vacationing in Italy

August 1, 2016
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People often ask me, “Tim, how do you know so much about other countries?” It’s true. I consider myself an authority on world geography. For example, did you know that Africa is not actually a…

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How I Moved My Summer Vacation

July 30, 2016
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“If you really want to find out who your friends are, ask them to help you move.” I don’t know who said that, but truer words were never spoken. However, you have to amend that…

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10 Signs It’s Time To End Your Amusement Park Visit

June 2, 2016
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Embed from Getty Images Summer’s here.  The commercials are starting to run, the ones where people are screaming with laughter while riding various roller coasters/water slides/parking trams.  Those ads make amusement parks look crazy fun,…

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I am not a happy camper

August 11, 2015
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Recently I started worrying that my wife no longer loves me. No, I didn’t catch her with another man. And no, we didn’t have another nasty argument about the proper way to load a dishwasher.…

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