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Rice Pudding, Space Travel, and Economic Collapse

March 20, 2017
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Greek Dessert RIZOGALO (Rice Pudding) INGREDIENTS ¼ cup butter 4½ cups whole milk ½ short-grain white rice ½ cup sugar 1 egg yolk 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 1 teaspoon corn flour ¼ teaspoon cinnamon. Makes…

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Unicorn Bites 9/4/14

September 5, 2014
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4-year-old: Why can’t I watch “The Walking Dead?” Me: Because you’re still afraid of the vacuum. 4: *whispers* Can vacuums be zombies? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 4, 2014 4-year-old: How old are you? Me:…

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Unicorn Bites 6/26/14

June 27, 2014
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Me: I’m vacuuming. I’ll close the door so I don’t bother you. Wife: Thanks. Me: *turns on vacuum* *takes a nap* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 26, 2014 4-year-old: How do birds fly? Me: Their…

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Chocolate Egg Cream and How to Save Florida

May 13, 2014
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Chocolate Egg Cream and How to Save Florida

American Dessert CHOCOLATE EGG CREAM INGREDIENTS 1 1/3 tablespoons Fox’s u-bet® original chocolate flavor syrup 2 tablespoons whole milk 9 tablespoons seltzer water (needs to be cold, needs to have all its fizz, preferably from…

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Home Maintenance Madness

October 9, 2013
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Home Maintenance Madness

As reported by Noah Vail equine author extraordinaire   Madam reported to me that her First Born purchased a home – not one of those gargantuan manors that sprung from the middle of a once…

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