Ask a Terrier: How the Dogs Are Voting
Professional Advice from a Licensed Dog Dear Budleigh, Assuming that you’re not a registered voter, have you any advice for us Giants on the U.S. elections? We seem to be making quite a hash of […]
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Hoosier influence in the election of ’16 … 1916
I’ve been so busy that I completely forgot this column, which I wrote in October. But considering it mentions the election, maybe a little time was just as well. SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK It’s […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
Things to Think About When Voting 1. That guy who told you to vote early and vote often — he was hired by your cousin to get you arrested so that your cousin can get […]
Sound Familiar?
When questioned about the swirling accusations of plagiarism, Melania Trump replied, “I would never plagiarize someone else’s speech. I’m so very proud of my original opening statements, “Only in America can a young black man; […]
Primary Colors
Approaching Indiana’s May primary, I found myself full of double negatives: That is to say, I flipped a coin to determine who I least wanted to vote against. Maybe that’s not technically a double negative, […]
Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics: Lever No. 9
After his completely unexpected popularity American voters are seriously curious as to whom Presidential Candidate, Da’Chump will choose as his Vice President. After careful contemplation and consideration his choice became obvious. […]
Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics – Lever No. 3
Bobby Jindal, the Louisiana Governor who recently dropped out of the Presidential race stated in one of his speeches, “We’ve had enough of talkers. It is time for doers.” I totally agree with ya’ Bobby! […]
Proof Of God, v.4
You gotta love Qatar. A Middle Eastern neighbor to Saudi Arabia, it has an absolute monarchy that’s been ruled by one family since the mid-19th century. It’s still illegal to criticize the leader. But unlike […]