Posts Tagged ‘ Well ’

I believe you when you say, you’re not really funny.

Here’s the thing Alixandra – You know the way, you’re not actually funny and are really mean and people think you’re joking? Well, you’ve just told people that you’re really mean so now the game…

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An open letter to Alejandro González Iñárritu – Acclaimed Director of Babel; Biutiful; Birdman and The Revenant.

Dear Alejandro González Iñárritu, Among the 19 faces below who have never won an Oscar, there’s a certain someone who never should. For the sake of anonymity, we’ll call him Will Smith. I was hoping…

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I want my imaginary kids to grow up in a society that respects all color and creed and hates Bon Jovi with an intensity that is usually reserved for the makers of reality television.

February 9, 2016
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It doesn’t matter if you’re White Black Gay Straight Catholic Atheist Human or Sarah Jessica Parker.   We all hate Bon Jovi equally. Well, all except me. I hate them more equally than most.  …

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Well, that escalated quickly…

December 10, 2015
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The rate at which that object covered distance was rapid. Bill Y "The Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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While most were often unappreciative of Fozzie Bear’s jokes, Scooter usually liked them and the two often did acts together.

October 8, 2015
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Like BoBo the Bear, it’s not uncommon for those of us in the non-bear community to come face to face with everyday obstacles. In a perfect world without Bon Jovi, we would all have a…

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Unicorn Bites 2/13/14

February 13, 2014
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Wife: You never sweep me off my feet. Me: *sweeps her leg* It’s like she’s never seen “Karate Kid.” That’s her own fault. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 13, 2014 Wife: Would you give me…

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Awesome Dad – Imaginary Son.

December 6, 2013
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Awesome Dad – Imaginary Son.

When you’re awesome and you know it, clap your hands. When you know so much and know it, clap your hands. When everything you do is just right on and you know it, clap your…

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