
I’ve never been friends with women. It just doesn’t work. If my Will Y can’t do the deep down & dirty, it’s time to move on. Sure, when I was a teenager, I believed I…
Here are my least-terrible Twitter posts from today: My mother-in-law said I undercooked the hamburgers. To her, they’re not done until they’re as black as…
My daughters turn 1 and 3 this weekend. It’ll be 48 solid hours of cake, glitter, and princess dresses. Do me a favor and avenge…
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