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Wives, husbands, girlfriends and boyfriends of the well dressed dudes of the Bon Jovi Hate Club live longer and more successful lives than wives, husbands, girlfriends and boyfriends of the badly dressed dudes of the Bon Jovi Fan Club. This is fact and so is this…

December 1, 2017
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Bill Y "The Legend" LeddenI can’t say I’m brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth! More Posts - Twitter

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Holidays Meet Humor – Saga of the Christmas Fruitcake

December 10, 2016
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It’s the Holiday Season! Parties are being planned by office lackeys all over the country.  Workers are requested to bring their favorite goodies, which usually consist of story bought fat laden dips with chips, cold…

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Researchers unlock the key to a happy marriage: Husbands, let your wives do the housework!

October 9, 2016
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Don’t believe me? Then maybe you’ll believe a study which concluded that marriages where the women do all the housework while the men retreat to the parlor to smoke cigars, read the newspaper and discuss…

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Codfish Cakes and Sex

August 17, 2016
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British Entree CODFISH CAKES INGREDIENTS 1 pound cod fillets 2 large potatoes ½ teaspoon salt 1½ tablespoons butter 1 small egg 1½ tablespoons minced onion 1 teaspoon parsley ⅛ teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon tarragon 1…

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Love is a terrible reason to get married

May 28, 2014
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Love is a terrible reason to get married

Recently my husband and I celebrated one whole year of marital bliss. Reaching this rather tiny benchmark made me contemplate the reasons people get married and what it takes to make a marriage work. And…

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Unicorn Bites 5/8/14

May 8, 2014
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Priest: Do you take her until death do you part? Me: Unless she poops with the door open Priest: Me Priest: Me: Priest: Well obviously — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 8, 2014 Me: You look…

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Unicorn Bites 4/27/14

April 27, 2014
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Wife: Your beard is ugly. Shave it off. Me:*shaves it off* Wife: Never mind. The problem is your face. I get it, single people. I get it. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 27, 2014 3-year-old:…

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Unicorn Bites 4/13/14

April 13, 2014
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Wife: You put cheese on every hamburger you grilled Me: Yup Wife: What about people who don’t like cheese? Me: They can go back to Russia — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 13, 2014 Me: *fucks…

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Unicorn Bites 4/10/14

April 10, 2014
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Unicorn Bites 4/10/14

Her: I’m out of your league. Me: By about 20,000 leagues, I’d say. Her: Me: Because you’re a sea monster. Her: Me: READ A FUCKING BOOK — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 10, 2014 Me: Do…

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Friday Humor Devotional

March 28, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me to get out of the proverbial dog house for upsetting my wife. After an unfortunate eyebrow waxing incident I told her she looked fine. However, as she left for work…

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