Tag: wives
Spouse Selling on Craigslist
A Utah woman has posted an ad on Craigslist to sell her husband. Apparently, she is tired of him sitting on the sofa all day playing video games. If she gets a good price for […]
The Economics of an Eyebrow Wax
I pay a woman to rip the hair from my eyebrows every six weeks. My husband, the ever pragmatic engineer, proclaims that of all the “beauty” regimens I participate in, this is the biggest waste […]
75% of Men Under 35 Say They Want A Wife Who Supports THEM
THIS is a pretty big generational split. Oh BOY, your grandfather would WHUP YOU to within an inch of your good-for-nothin’ pointless life, if HE heard about it. Men used to spend their entire […]
The Mayor Takes a Bicycle Ride
It was a beautiful day here in the trailer park. And since there were no major backups at the sewage plant and everything flowed as scheduled, I decided to take a break from my mayoral […]