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LEAKS!

September 13, 2017
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  Women leak.  Men don’t have this problem.   Women just plain leak from every orifice.  When we have babies, our boobs leak.  We go out, we look down, and lo and behold, we have…

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An Important Public Service Announcement

October 21, 2016
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So as I was reading Facebook today I came across some important and potentially life changing information regarding internet privacy and social media.  It was posted on 3 different people’s profile pages, and one person…

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Pampering Myself Silly

August 24, 2016
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Pampering Myself Silly

I would enjoy pedicures if it were not for one thing: my feet are ticklish. I mean paralyze-the-nervous-system ticklish. Yes, they are that bad. So why do I get pedicures, you ask? I have two…

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Shrimp Ceviche and the Viking Settlers of Ecuador

August 4, 2016
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Ecuadorian Appetizer SHRIMP CEVICHE INGREDIENTS 8 limes or ¼ cup fresh lime juice 3 oranges or 1 cup fresh orange juice 1 large red onion 3 tomatoes 2 pounds shrimp, peeled and deveined ¼ cup…

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Moravian Christmas Cookies, the DMV, and Murder

March 31, 2016
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Czech Dessert MORAVIAN CHRISTMAS COOKIES INGREDIENTS 1 teaspoon baking soda 1½ tablespoons warm water 1 cup brown sugar 1¼ cups molasses ½ cup shortening or lard 4 cups flour 1 teaspoon cinnamon ¾ teaspoon ground…

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Really Hot Guys and Average Looking Women

March 22, 2016
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Disclaimer: This post is the result of the author having too much time on her hands and too many opportunities to let irrelevant thoughts wander around her brain. Television and movies are full of male…

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SLEEPING APES AND WASHING DISHES: WHAT I LEARNED FROM MAGAZINES HIS WEEK

March 7, 2016
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Reading magazines this week, I learned that: Every 34 seconds, someone in the U.S. has a heart attack. (AARP Magazine 3/16) Mike Love is considered one of the biggest assholes in the history of rock…

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Epic Fail, Also Called Valentine’s Day

February 14, 2016
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Unfortunately for me, Valentine’s Day comes during a time of year in which I don’t do well. I’ve said before that the only good thing about February is that it isn’t January, but let’s face…

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How to Open a Christmas Present

December 22, 2015
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Christmas will be here any day now. Well, actually, it will be here in three days, but it sounds more dramatic the way I say it. As a strict Christmas traditionalist, I feel that this…

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Why Can’t I Read the Darn Menu?

December 7, 2015
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Recently, my husband Kevin and I went out to dinner sans kids, a special event in itself. We decided to forego our usual Tex-Mex spot in favor of a Spanish restaurant offering great tapas. This…

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