I’ve Got the Housework Blues

Ever since the first humans learned to walk upright, housework has been relegated to women. While the men were out hunting, fighting the tribe from the other side of the hill, getting themselves killed and […]

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I Did NOT Wear a Nightgown in the Lobby While Putting Out the Garbage and Insulting Old Ladies!

It’s Saturday morning, my only lazy morning of the week. I’ll get dressed later. Right now all I want to do is sit and watch Mythbusters on cable. You’d better put the garbage out before […]

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Banned in Texas!

The recent hoopla over the confiscation of tampons and sanitary pads by the Texas Senate has gotten me thinking. Getting me to think is dangerous, because my mind takes strange turns and detours. Guys, you […]

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Cheers! A Wedding Toast To The Couple You Don’t Like

We’ve all seen it happen:  A train wreck of a marriage, headed down a one-way track to Miseryville, with a small layover at Domestic Violence, USA. Whether it’s family, friends, or the librarian we’ve befriended in an effort […]

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Things that should be on Kim Kardashian’s baby registry

Unless you live in a cave without internet access*, and/or you do something more productive than peruse gossip magazines while waiting in line at the grocery store, you know by now that Kim Kardashian is […]

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