Do you ever say to yourself, “I can’t write my way out of a paper bag?” Good! That’s a cliché. If you know and use a lot of those, you are well on your way…
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1. Don’t try to eat ice cream with your fingers. It’s messy and it doesn’t taste as good on the end of your finger as it does in a spoon. The same goes for chocolate…
Okay! I’m back again with these. If you want to make something of this, please confine your wisecracks to the “Comments” section below. Thank you. For professional singers: 1. If you want to have a…
Tonight on HumorOutcasts Radio, novelist Bruce Ferber was my guest. I talked to the author of Elevating Overman about his novel, his personal appearances, his new book project and his past work as a TV…
DISCLAIMER: The author is a humor writer and a little touched in the head. Don’t believe everything she says. Chapter 1: Hilarious Misery As with greatness, some people are born funny, others have funniness thrust…
Donnie was sitting in the kitchen eating Tofutti and talking softly with Teenie, a little boy who lived in Donnie’s liver. Donnie never knew how Teenie got into his liver. It must have been all…
So, my 9th-grade son got in trouble for looking up Arab jokes on-line in Language Arts class. I’m not sure how I should feel about myself in that I wasn’t angry about the racist implications…
I know. I did this before, here: What Would Heathcliff Buy? . Well, I’m bored again and my mind is wandering down strange roads. Here are the fruits of today’s mental meanderings. Let us take…
If you ask a hundred writers about writer’s block, you’ll get a hundred conflicting viewpoints. It’s like the common cold. Everybody has a remedy, some of which work a little better than others. Some writers…
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