Unicorn Bites 5/12/14

Wife: Hey, baby, want to get dirty? Me: Yes! *spends two hours planting flowers* Marriage is a trap. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 12, 2014 When my wife asks me something and I wasn’t listening, […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me explain to my overzealous exercise freak of a neighbor that doing his downward dog yoga position directly in front of his huge bay window is not only unattractive, it only […]

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