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Crazy Love

May 24, 2011

Here’s one that came to me via an e-mail and was just too funny not to share.  Enjoy

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Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.  One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him.  She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.  When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ‘Edna, I have good news and bad news.  The good news is you’re being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.  I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

‘The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.  I am so sorry, but he’s dead.’

Edna replied, ‘He didn’t hang himself. I put him there to dry….  How soon can I go home?’


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9 Responses to Crazy Love

  1. Deb Martin-Webster
    May 26, 2011 at 7:54 am

    HA HA HA!! Brilliant!

  2. Stephanie Queen
    May 26, 2011 at 7:16 am

    Didn’t see that end coming! Very funny!

  3. May 25, 2011 at 4:40 pm

    i LOVE it

  4. May 25, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    That is a crazy love story.

  5. Fran Brockmyre
    May 25, 2011 at 9:30 am

    Thanks for the morning chuckle.

  6. May 24, 2011 at 8:48 pm

    Always up for some crazy humor!

  7. May 24, 2011 at 7:46 pm

    Maybe there should be a longer exit test for sanity!

  8. Jack Sass
    May 24, 2011 at 7:31 pm

    Seems reasonable to me! 😉

  9. May 24, 2011 at 6:03 pm

    Quite the ending. HA HA HA

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