Dear Representative Weiner:
My name is Mayor Tom Lund; I’m a highly respected fellow politician from Western Pennsylvania. I’m very upset over your recent behavior. It’s politicians like you that puts a dark cloud over our profession.
If I may be honest with you, I really don’t see the point of sending sexual photos to strange women. Even Bill Clinton had enough sense not to take photos of his Cuban Cigar, and he sure had enough sense not to post sexual photos on the Internet!
Maybe, I’m just old fashioned, and I don’t understand how this Internet is changing our profession. But as I look back, I can cherish the good old days when the only people who saw a politician’s penis were hookers and interns.
And the media making us look at these damned Weiner photos day after day is getting to be a real nuisance. Why couldn’t it have been Sarah Palin exposing herself on the Internet? I could live with that. I might have even joined her campaign providing she didn’t expose a wiener in her photos.
So, dear Mr. Weiner, I hope in the future, if you get the urge for a self-photo session, you cover yourself with a bun or at least some mustard. We really don’t want to have to see this again. And seeing as your going to be looking for employment in the near future, might I suggest that you contact Oscar Mayer. I hear they can always use a big Weiner or even a mini-cocktail Weiner, whatever the case may be.
A fellow politician,
Mayor Tom Lund
photo by Geoff