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A Letter to Representative Anthony Weiner

June 15, 2011
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Dear Representative Weiner:

My name is Mayor Tom Lund; I’m a highly respected fellow politician from Western Pennsylvania.  I’m very upset over your recent behavior. It’s politicians like you that puts a dark cloud over our profession.

If I may be honest with you, I really don’t see the point of sending sexual photos to strange women. Even Bill Clinton had enough sense not to take photos of his Cuban Cigar, and he sure had enough sense not to post sexual photos on the Internet!

Maybe, I’m just old fashioned, and I don’t understand how this Internet is changing our profession.   But as I look back, I can cherish the good old days when the only people who saw a politician’s penis were hookers and interns.

And the media making us look at these damned Weiner photos day after day is getting to be a real nuisance.   Why couldn’t it have been Sarah Palin exposing herself on the Internet?  I could live with that. I might have even joined her campaign providing she didn’t expose a wiener in her photos.

So, dear Mr. Weiner, I hope in the future, if you get the urge for a self-photo session, you cover yourself with a bun or at least some mustard.  We really don’t want to have to see this again.  And seeing as your going to be looking for employment in the near future, might I suggest that you contact Oscar Mayer.  I hear they can always use a big Weiner or even a mini-cocktail Weiner, whatever the case may be.

A fellow politician,

Mayor Tom Lund

photo by Geoff

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8 Responses to A Letter to Representative Anthony Weiner

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    July 1, 2011 at 3:01 pm

    Hmmm. He takes naked pictures of himself. He sends them over the Internet. He somehow expects that nobody will see them except the women he sends them to.

    He is —

    SUPER IDIOT!

  2. June 16, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    Time after time, after time after time, these public figures get caught with their pants down (pun intended). One would think that they would wise up and not do this kind of stuff anymore. Proof that there really is a difference between intelligence and common sense.

  3. Mae
    June 15, 2011 at 7:34 pm

    Like every politician out there, he’s just looking for public approval.

    • Mayor Lund
      June 16, 2011 at 3:54 am

      Well in my book he should look for it with his clothes on.

  4. June 15, 2011 at 3:21 pm

    I think you should send Rep. Weiner your idea for the Wiener mobile. I think it might inspire him to get a new career. As always, Mayor, very entertaining.

  5. Jack Sass
    June 15, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    Sarah Palin exposing herself? Oh yeah, I’d download that!

    • Mayor Lund
      June 15, 2011 at 8:06 pm

      Yeah, I think she could have had a better career with Hugh Hefner then she’s doing with politics.

  6. Ted Thomas
    June 15, 2011 at 7:17 am

    Too funny. Some law makers are to stupid to have that role.



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