A Special New Year’s Eve Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please do NOT let my New Year’s Eve blind date have any of the following: a beard better than mine, have four legs, less teeth than my one-year-old niece, smaller boobs than my one-year-old niece, a mullet, drink me under the table, eh . . . scratch that one, I could score late on, have a first name that remotely rhymes with herpes, dreadlock extensions that fall off in the shower, post traumatic stress syndrome,  performed on WWE, a roving or glass eye, going through menopause or suffering for never-ending PMS and last but not least have a monogrammed spit jar in her car console, Amen.

Here’s to a humor filled and happy New Year 2012!

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