THANKSGIVING DAY: “Ooh! Look at that big turkey!” “I want a drumstick!” “I want some white meat!” “More! More!” “Pour on the gravy!”
DAY TWO: “Cold turkey from the fridge! Cool!” “Stop picking at the turkey with your hands! Use a knife and a plate!”
DAY THREE: “I think we’re all getting turkey sandwiches for lunch.”
DAY FOUR: “Whose bright idea was it to buy a 25 pound turkey for six people?”
DAY FIVE: “This thing is getting dryer than a desert in summer.”
DAY SIX: “We solemnly swear that we are never going to eat turkey again for the rest of eternity.”
A few weeks later:
CHRISTMAS DAY: “Ooh! Look at that big turkey!” “I want a drumstick!” “I want some white meat!” “More! More!” “Pour on the gravy!”