This is one uncomfortable story so if you’re easily offended by someone who sleeps with lots of people, becomes pregnant with child and doesn’t know who the father is, I suggest you continue reading and try to become less uptight about such things. The woman at the centre of our story is called Sara Whelan. Sara wishes to remain anonymous so for the sake of anonymity, we’ll call her Sara Helan. Sara Helan like lots of people including Sarah Whelan, likes sleeping with people. By no means a Maths graduate, according to her own calculations she slept with 63 men in the last year and is very popular around campus. Stuff happened, she became pregnant and up until the day she conceived, she did not know who the lucky father was. Then The Jerry Springer Show stepped in and after some tests, the proudest man in the world had no choice but to step up to the plate:
Cheers Donna, I felt it was important to keep Sara’s identity unknown. Then I decided to put her picture on the internet ’cause nobody would think of looking for it there!
I am so impressed how you kept Sara’s identity. You represent the pinnacle of journalism, and I have to admit that line is not sarcasm. Great post as always!