Years ago, everyone laughed at the Bedazzler. But take a look around today. Everything is pretty much bedazzled. The Bedazzler, like many great technological advances, was way ahead of its time.
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JLH did not bedazzle herself – the correct term is “vajazzle” and some men do need something shiny to keep their attention focused. I’m more concerned about the mechanics afterwards – wouldn’t that cause chafing for both parties? She spoke of them falling off in the shower…what if someone accidentally swallowed some? I think we need to do an indepth analysis
Joseph, I never said they were too big. I was merely pointing out that they might distract a man from finding her (allegedly) difficult-to-find treasure.
Never send in a boy to do a man’s job, Eric. 🙂
I have not yet been with JLH, but I imagine if given the opportunity I could find what I was looking for. Large breasts or no.
An optimist… I like your style.
Either way, I’m confident I could provide JLH with the most disappointing five minutes of her life.
On a totally non-sex level, I loved the bedazzler. You just have no sense of artistry.
Yeah, but you had to deny it until recently.
I can’t wait for the movie version to come out.
I Bedazzled my little brother. He looked like a disco ball.
Did you really Deb? HA HA HA! Poor guy.
I wouldn’t quite call the Bedazzler a technological marvel, rather it was more of a starting point. A gateway drug, perhaps. The concept really came to fruition when Jennifer Love Hewitt affixed sparkly jewels to her no-no area, which is something I wholly support for various reasons.
Ditto!
I saw her talk about this Joseph on Chelsea Lately. Yes, she bedazzled herself and said it provided a sparkling runway for men to find the right spot. I thought I would share that too.
Were men really having trouble finding it? Maybe it’s because she made her breasts too big.
I don’t think men would have trouble finding the right spot… I think the jewels would simply distract a fella and perhaps contribute a few seconds to his stamina.
As for Eric’s comment on her breasts being too big… you, sir, are blasphemous. How dare you!
JLH did not bedazzle herself – the correct term is “vajazzle” and some men do need something shiny to keep their attention focused. I’m more concerned about the mechanics afterwards – wouldn’t that cause chafing for both parties? She spoke of them falling off in the shower…what if someone accidentally swallowed some? I think we need to do an indepth analysis
Joseph, I never said they were too big. I was merely pointing out that they might distract a man from finding her (allegedly) difficult-to-find treasure.
Never send in a boy to do a man’s job, Eric. 🙂
I have not yet been with JLH, but I imagine if given the opportunity I could find what I was looking for. Large breasts or no.
An optimist… I like your style.
Either way, I’m confident I could provide JLH with the most disappointing five minutes of her life.
On a totally non-sex level, I loved the bedazzler. You just have no sense of artistry.
Yeah, but you had to deny it until recently.
I can’t wait for the movie version to come out.
I Bedazzled my little brother. He looked like a disco ball.
Did you really Deb? HA HA HA! Poor guy.
I wouldn’t quite call the Bedazzler a technological marvel, rather it was more of a starting point. A gateway drug, perhaps. The concept really came to fruition when Jennifer Love Hewitt affixed sparkly jewels to her no-no area, which is something I wholly support for various reasons.
Ditto!
I saw her talk about this Joseph on Chelsea Lately. Yes, she bedazzled herself and said it provided a sparkling runway for men to find the right spot. I thought I would share that too.
Were men really having trouble finding it? Maybe it’s because she made her breasts too big.
I don’t think men would have trouble finding the right spot… I think the jewels would simply distract a fella and perhaps contribute a few seconds to his stamina.
As for Eric’s comment on her breasts being too big… you, sir, are blasphemous. How dare you!