You have to admire the spirit of the TV viewing public. A new grass roots organization has formed to eradicate the world from the forces of evil. This group has chosen to put their lives on the line to take on some of the most powerful corporations known in the US. They ask no money for their work; only the opportunity to be an instrument of change. Their protest, while still in its infancy, has rocked the American landscape. This group is not about occupying Wall Street or stopping the pillaging of our forests or even about saving innocent baby seals from a clubbing death. No, their cause goes much deeper. Their cause is to wipe the Kardashians off the face of TV.
Yes, I am not kidding. There is a grass roots organization out to get rid of the Kardashians who the group says promote promiscuity, greed and shallow behavior. Of course they do, this is what we like about the Kardashians; this is the fun of the show! Why tune in for three sisters who never fight, have sex or only shop at Walmart? That would be tuning into the everyday life of 99 percent of America and let’s face it, we watch that show to escape our humdrum world. You can go to GoPetition.com to take part in their cause.
Okay, so these protestors have facebook groups and online petitions and they apparently spend long hours trying to rid the world of the evil Kardashians. I hate to tell them this, but there is a way to get rid of the Kardashian sisters without going to all this trouble. It’s a simple procedure, and it will not take hours of their day to get it done. Are you ready? Does anyone want to take notes? Here it is: When you see the Kardashian shows on your TV, Click to a new channel. I know, so simple yet so brilliant. Let me know how this works for you.
Holy mackerel Donna. I am so glad I read this article. I was at a desperate point in my life. It was giving me chills turning on my TV with fear that I would, perhaps, stumble upon a programme featuring these Kardashian sisters. I had got to the stage of actually perusing ebay looking for one of these new fangled gadgets that scan your Television, looking for any mention of a Kardashian in the listings. I was actually on the paypal page, when something seemed to whisper to me, “Neal, the answer is at “Humor Outcasts”. Well, I don’t need to tell you; faster than a chubby songstress to the top of a pop chart, I quickly dialled the letters into my browser bar, and here I am, some $150 better off, all thanks to the excellence of your article. God Bless you Donna, and all in whom you travel. Or something.
I’m not sure Neal, but I think I sense sarcasm. Your comment was funnier than my article! 🙂
yes, they are promoting the Kardashians more than ever by hating them! and they are just jealous they aren’t making money for being pretty or slutty or just walking really….who wouldn’t be!
I know nothing spells good promotion like negative publicity. Idiotic people.