Carrie Underwood and God

Carrie Underwood tells us that she vandalized her former boyfriend’s vehicle in “Before He Cheats”. Then she says she wants to find some innocent guy and rip his heart out in “Songs Like This”. And in “Last Name”, she says that she got drunk and had a one-night-stand which resulted in her marriage to some unknown guy. Then she has the nerve to ask “Jesus Take the Wheel”?

The fact that Jesus didn’t drive her off an overpass just reinforces the fact that hot blonde chicks can pretty much get away with anything.

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