All this talk of dating sites, and a commercial for Christian Mingle, piqued my interest. So I gave it a shot. They claimed that they would “find God’s match” for me. Which made me quite curious. I signed up, paid my money (What, God can’t provide my match for free?), and received my match. It was someone named ‘Rosie O’Donnell’. Who I think is not a Christian and is not even interested in men. Not to mention, if I can put this delicately, she’s not the most attractive woman out there.
Fuck you, God. But now at least I know you’re reading my stuff.
Have you seen this?
http://www.pointlessplanet.com/2011/07/christian-mingle-journey.html
That’s great!
And they call him the Lord of Host. What kind of host makes a blunder like that?
She’s not interested in men?!?!?!?! Gosh, all those poor young men out there will be devastated to hear that!!
Well, it’s a rumor. And to be honest, no men really care enough to investigate further.
GOD SMASH!
Sorry, that’s what I heard when I read “God’s match” five times really fast.