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April 17, 2011




“Stop it! Don’t do this here!”


“One sec.”


“People are looking at the scene we’re making.”


“Then stop making it.”




“Let me just reply to this and then—”


“Then what! You check it a hundred times every hour.  For God’s sake, we’re in a restaurant!”


“But our food hasn’t arrived. Honey, it’ll just take a sec. Keep talking. I’m listening.”


“Tom, I married you, not your BlackBerry!”


“I love you too.”


“What? Tom, look at me when I’m talking to you.”


“I’m listening. Why do I have to look at you?”


“Excuse me!”


“No…I…that’s not what I meant. By the way, you look great tonight.”


“Have you even heard a word I have said?”


“Huh…oh yeah, of course, I have. I can walk and chew gum at the same time, you know.”


“Then what was I talking about?”


“You were saying how you lost control of your bladder at work.”


“I said my boss Mr. Rather lost it today!”






Narinder Singh

On Valentine’s Day, I plant roses to restore the balance.

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3 Responses to CrackBerry

  1. April 18, 2011 at 9:40 am

    I don’t need a cell phone to ignore what my wife is saying; people always want to blame the technology! LOL!

  2. April 17, 2011 at 6:25 pm

    So funny! Typical male listening skills. I loved this!

  3. ed
    April 17, 2011 at 6:22 pm

    LOL – Great, I didn’t know where this was going till the end. Made me laugh!

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