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Death Notice You Will Never Read

June 6, 2011
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A boy was found dead yesterday. He was a student at Miller Elementary. Teachers really didn’t know much about him. He was not a very good student and did not talk to many people. He did not seem to love life very much, was not well-liked, and was not at all popular. Donations could have been made to a fund if there was someone around to set one up in his name.

Eric Hetvile

Wanted in 14 states. But those states suck, anyway.

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