[This is a R+ rated post as it addresses a very sensitive topic]
Another installment of boyfriend/girlfriend conversations occurring at chez JB. Oui oui. This back-and-forth occurred as we were preparing a large salad for dinner.
JB: “Can I lick your butt hole?”
GF: “Umm… why are you asking? You know that doesn’t interest me and the idea of kissing you afterwards, even if you have brushed your teeth and used mouthwash, is a little unnerving to me. Dare I say… icky.”
JB: “But you blow me the day after ass sex. Typically, I’ve washed twice between the two events.”
<the girlfriend pauses chopping jicama and looks up at me>
JB: “I’m never getting head again, am I?”