CONSCIOUSNESS RETURNED and I couldn’t believe my eyes. They were in a jam jar on the bedside table. I could see myself lying on my back in a hospital bed. Immediately, I screwed my eyeballs back in, discharged myself and went home.
Only, I didn’t get home. I was so angry with the holiday firm that had caused the mishap that I decided to go to their offices and complain. After being informed that it was unlawful to throw bricks through windows, I was arrested. The magistrate showed no sense of humour when I asked for some sponge with my custody.
Eric Preet’s Week of Sins continues tomorrow!