Ever since its inception, Hollywood had played a major role in influencing our society. Each time we watch a movie, we try emulating the lifestyles, fashion, and mannerisms of the heroes and heroines in the movie. Why, even dirty talk has evolved to reflect our favorite flicks.
For instance, dirty talk in the pre-Hollywood era may sound like “Fair Lady, you are most gracious in the act of fellatio” while dirty talk today, could be anything from the list below:
To the lightsaber your mouth must go
My Titanic is about to hit your iceberg
Give me my precious, filthy hobbitses
Wanna see Mr. Fantastic stretch?
Behold, the sword of Gryfindor!
Let’s show the Grinch what Christmas is all about
I will solve the mystery of your Sleepy Hollow
Oompah Loompahs need attention
I’m gonna put some lotion on your pretty skin
Go web!
I will tame your dragon all night long
Awaken my sixth sense, baby!
Unleash the KRAKEN!
I’ve helped to unleashed a few krakens in my day, and then they never call, sigh . . . nice piece Mae! Welcome to HumorOutcasts!
“I will solve the mystery of your Sleepy Hollow.” I am all for that if Johnny Depp is involved. I’m just saying that I’m not turning that down.
Welcome aboard Mae! Nice to have you on HumorOutcasts