I saw this on someone’s Facebook status:
“When you carry the Bible, Satan gets a headache When you open it, he collapses When he sees you reading it he faints When he sees you living it, he flees And just when you are about to repost this, he’ll try to discourage you. I JUST DEFEATED HIM!!”
Is this really all God wants from us? Seems a rather low bar, don’t you think?
“Hey, I read a book and shamed a red-suited man on Facebook! Now no one is hungry anymore!”
My question for whoever posted that would be similar for those who think the book of Job is a factual rendering of events: Who is present to chronicle such events in the nether world?
I’ll re-post ONLY if I’m gonna win the lottery jackpot!
This is the same guy who curses God when he loses at Dungeons and Dragons . . .
God wants everyone to send me money so I can get a Learjet. No, really, I swear he does!