Dear Lord, please guide me to the nearest off-ramp. My gym-rat wife mistook my lime flavored colonoscopy drink for Gatorade and hurry I just got the Jag detailed, Amen.
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HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Better you then me. 😉
And that’s why I don’t go to the gym! 😉
This is perfect for my upcoming colonoscopy. Cleansing the bowels in preparation the day before is always a “fun” experience.
LB I can’t imagine anyone looking forward to having a colonscopy let alone having to drink that nasty crap that makes you crap youself silly! Now if they had Tequila flavored prep I’d have one every year!! 😉
Bleah! Nobody could ever mistake that colonoscopy sludge for Gatorade after taking even one slug of it! Ick! Ick! Ick! Ick!
I hear tell some are quite tasty if you spike it with Tequila . . . 😉
Really? I’ll have to try that next time. It might not make the procedure any easier, but I’ll walk into that doctor’s office feeling GOOD!
Ha, Ha, Ha, what a vision that created. 🙂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sadly I’ve been in a similar situation with bad mexican food . . .
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Better you then me. 😉
And that’s why I don’t go to the gym! 😉
This is perfect for my upcoming colonoscopy. Cleansing the bowels in preparation the day before is always a “fun” experience.
LB I can’t imagine anyone looking forward to having a colonscopy let alone having to drink that nasty crap that makes you crap youself silly! Now if they had Tequila flavored prep I’d have one every year!! 😉
Bleah! Nobody could ever mistake that colonoscopy sludge for Gatorade after taking even one slug of it! Ick! Ick! Ick! Ick!
I hear tell some are quite tasty if you spike it with Tequila . . . 😉
Really? I’ll have to try that next time. It might not make the procedure any easier, but I’ll walk into that doctor’s office feeling GOOD!
Ha, Ha, Ha, what a vision that created. 🙂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sadly I’ve been in a similar situation with bad mexican food . . .