He Didn’t Do It, Dammit

Really, you can not make this stuff up. Apparently, earlier this month, Gumby tried to rob a 7-11 store in San Diego, however, without his pony Pokey, and hands like slippery, felt frying pans, this Gumby Bandit, dammit, got away with nothing.

He did have an accomplice, waiting in a car and honking a horn, which you know, is not too obvious, but that plan turned out to be a dud too.

Gumby finally turned himself in. So instead of riding Pokey, Gumby will end up inside a Pokey. I always wondered about their relationship.

I wonder if Prickle and Goo will show up inside a Pokey.

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/09/14/police-alleged-gumby-bandit-turns-self-in/?&hpt=hp_c2

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