Some things are good to plan in advance. Let’s review this handy birthing chart. If you are planning child number 19 in expectation of getting your own reality show like the Duggars…give it up because they are expecting #20.
Number of Children and Expected Result:
1 – Private School and Ivy League for Spoiled Junior
2 – Public School and State University
5 – Cereal for Dinner, Community College
10 – Government Cheese for both meals each day
15 – Destitute in a shelter
19 20 – Reality Show Gold!
Whodathunk numerous unplanned pregnancies could have made me a reality show celeb. I wonder if it’s too late for me to start a career as a Breeding Diva?
Eric, this was so funny! I just think you tickled a lot of people’s funny bone with this one! 🙂