How to Avoid a Zombie Apocalypse

In order to avoid a real zombie apocalypse, it’s probably useful to know what has at least caused them in the movies.
Let’s examine…

28 Days Later: Virus from genetic research

Evil Dead: Demonic Possession from playing an audio tape

Planet Terror: Experimental bio-weapon

White Zombie: Love spell gone wrong

Thriller video: Yellow contact lenses

Dance of the Dead: Nuclear plant pollution

Shaun of the Dead: Aging record collection

Return of the Living Dead: Gas from medical supply warehouse

Dead Alive: Monkey bite

Night of the Living Dead, etc.: Radiation from a fallen satellite

Zombieland: Mad cow disease spreads to humans resulting in a twinkie shortage

Bachmannland: Gays allowed to marry

Be prepared.

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  1. Such thorough research, Eric. I am impressed with your work here. Bachmannland is new to me. Do you think it will hit theaters soon. maybe it should be a double feature with Sarah Palin’s movie. Maybe then there will be more than two people in the theater.

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