I LOVE MY HO | HumorOutcasts


May 17, 2011

I have a HO, dontcha know
I love my HO fo sho
My HO gives me some pleasure, Yo!
It’s funny – give it a go!

Sorry, Folks, there ain’t no mo.
There really ain’t no mo!
Humor Outcasts is my HO
So tickle yo funny bo’!

(From your sophisticated HO writer {clarification: “sophisticated HO” is not an oxymoron}.)

Theresa Wiza

Theresa Wiza believes herself to be creative, innovative, imaginative, and inspirational. She is a writer, blogger, screenwriter, crocheter, jewelry maker, mother, grandmother, and friend. Though she is sometimes delusional, she has moments of sanity and believes that, in the words of the angel who spoke them to her, "The world is moving to a magical place." Please join her in her fantasy world.

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10 Responses to I LOVE MY HO

  1. Mary Oberg
    May 29, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    I will have to tell my husband Mike to read this one. Great fun and ‘HO’ is definitely going to take off!

  2. lbwoodgate
    May 17, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    So I can tell my wife to visit my HO site?

    • Theresa Wiza
      May 17, 2011 at 5:48 pm

      Yeah, you might as well admit you’ve got a HO that you love. She should know her competition 😉

  3. Jack Sass
    May 17, 2011 at 3:21 pm

    I’d say something dirty but you got it covered already. Dang it! 😉

    • Theresa Wiza
      May 17, 2011 at 5:47 pm


  4. Theresa Wiza
    May 17, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    Thanks, everybody. This is a comedy site, after all, so I think HO is appropriate. After all, it provides pleasure and we don’t have to pay for it 😉

  5. May 17, 2011 at 9:29 am

    Theresa, Richard Spall first started calling it HO and I could not believe that I didn’t think about the initials when I named the site. I am a dolt. But I think it was meant to be. I am thrilled you like HO and our goal is to make everyone love it. LOL Great poem and so glad to see you back! 🙂

    • May 17, 2011 at 11:07 am

      I was not the first. The other is out there and may choose to claim her ‘prize’ if she wants. 🙂

      • May 17, 2011 at 6:33 pm

        Who? Deb Martin? Who said HO? Damn,how did I screw this up? LOL who knews HO may bring more readers.

  6. May 17, 2011 at 8:06 am

    I get my share of pleasure from HO every day.

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