I need someone to look at my eye and tell me if I should buy some cream or ointment.

Parched Chris Coleman is one of Thirsty Dave’s closest drinking buddies and by close, I mean he lives in our basement because he refuses to go anywhere else to live. Like all the thirsty one’s friends, he has his fair share of problems. On the last count he had 5,981 but that was an hour ago so we’d be surprised if he hasn’t reached 6,764 by now. He recently had a drink related incident where he drank so much, he was convinced he was the reincarnation of someone who wasn’t drunk. Mass confusion followed and he ended up with an eye that didn’t know if it wanted to close or stay open. After a while it settled for somewhere between and he decided it was best if a professional took a look at it. Not a wealthy man by any means, he decided to seek help in a slightly unorthodox way:

 

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