Recently, someone wondered whether things would be different if Tim Tebow was Muslim.
My thoughts:
* Scoring a FG against the Broncos would be considered “mission accomplished”
* Fox News would refer to Bronco weight room as a mosque AKA “terrorist training facility”
* He would film a Super Bowl ad with his mom discussing the benefits of genital mutilation
* If he threw a game-ending interception, his sister would be raped at midfield to restore his honor
* The football could no longer be referred to as a “pigskin”
* Crossbar henceforth to be called “Akbar”
* He would receive 7 figure sandal deal
* He would still have no legitimate reason to be near those Filipino kids’ penises with a knife
* He would still have some “foreskin in the game”…
* Broncos fans would have to explain why they hate America
Boy, he will never live down his circumcision missions with you! LOL